Valentine's Day Climbing, with a twist

Valentine’s Day again? Grim.

Well, this one actually is quite fun and means you’re guaranteed some action this year, no matter what. Sounds slightly conspicuous doesn’t it, I promise it’s not illegal so keep reading and find out how you too could get lucky this year.

A climbing wall, but instead of traditional holds, the walls are covered in tits and dicks, with a phenomenal variety of sizes and shapes. So, to pull yourself up the wall, you’re gonna be touching titties, everyone’s dream on Valentine’s Day right? With climbing walls and bouldering in particular becoming an up-and-coming pastitme in London, this is a pretty clever idea. Additionally, it’s hilarious and I’m unconvinced anyone will be able to keep a straight face, either whilst climbing up the phallus-covered wall, or looking at their mates against a backdrop of genitalia and breasts. It should be a picture to behold.

The quirky immersive events and design studio Bompas & Parr are those to thank for this off-the-wall (sorry) installation and it will kick off in London on February 11-12 before moving up to Liverpool for the day itself. So, get yourself some Valentine’s day groping this year by booking at the website here.